I can't resist.
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Von's First Law Of The Internet: "The Net is allergic to truth, reason and humour."
Von's Second Law Of The Internet: "The World Wide Web is text for people who can't read."
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There, I did it. I feel better now. Hilarious!
Oh, by the way, it's Andrew Von Eldritch. Just in case.
Oh, by the way [2], I just made tumblr half an hour ago. And I already deleted it. Hah!